Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*

For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.

by kpop_landfil January 1, 2017

Plasma grenade

Blue grenade in halo games that stick to the opponent leaving them almost 2 sec to live.

get stick by one of those (Plasma grenade) and you got 2 sec to kill the aggressor by running after them.

by NRK UrbanSpawn January 17, 2009

brown grenade

taking a dump on a lizzards chest

I gave a brown grenade to Sruzzosi

by who else September 4, 2004

horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )

Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!

by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

grenade

A BIG girl who looks about ready to bust some buttons around the waist. Usually not the girl you want to hook up with or be around during parties.

"hey did you hear who that tool made out with last night?" - guy
"Yea haha I heard he made out with the grenade in the bathroom!" - girl
"damn that's grossss!" - guy

by srirachagotulaiddd April 18, 2010

grandee

The best grandmother a grandchild could ever have. Grandee is severly perverted so watch out for the off gaurd jokes. Very outspoken so dont cross her boundaries and tick her. She is beautiful, sweet and giving...how couls could you not love her?! If you are not on her level its time to grandee-up!

"Its time to grandee up folks!!"

by Grandee February 24, 2015