Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

Drama Goblin

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.

"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"

by ElJanel November 5, 2023

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

Wee-Wee Goblin

A Thot that main focus is conquering penises and nothing but penises. Being so devoted to gobbling multiple penises at any given moment and cannot fathom the fact that penises are for private usage.

" Wow That chick stacy was an extreme Wee-Wee Goblin last night"

by The 1 and only1 December 18, 2018

the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019

Voice Chat Goblin

A person who is in a voice chat with no one for a long period of time.

Griffin is alone in the Voice Chat for a long time. I think he’s a Voice Chat Goblin?

by Ninja Family Fued September 25, 2019

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020