Fready

When One Is Fresh And Ready Simultaneously

Im Coming To Scoop You Up Are You Ready To Come Out? "Im Fready To Roll"

by Flo Aka Flizzy February 2, 2009

fraudship

a fake friendship

''we were never really friends, it was a fraudship.''

by annonymous2468 June 13, 2009

Fraudant

An idiot who thinks he is smart. A fool who attempts to teach. In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "fraudulent" and "pedant")

"Rush Limbaugh spreads such misinformation he's either a disingenuous, Machiavellian genius or a simple fraudant." , "I can't decide who's a bigger fraudant; Glenn Beck or Donald Trump."

by Corpania October 8, 2009

fleudonym

A word that can be used as any pseudonym for unknown words

Brian: heyyy i need a pseudonym for the word smiley-aggy

Niccobb Cobb: oh just use fleudonym dude

by drewl bacon June 22, 2010

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

fred franken

the act of skeeting in a pale bitches nose with her nose out so some cums out that. u must be eating frankenberry cereal or its not right.

dude 1: Dude i fred franken'd that chick and she sneezed out bubble
dude 2: narley dood

by Masta Shake909090909 November 19, 2010

Fred Flintstone'd

The state of being high enough so that Fred Flintstone (the guy who couch locks people) causes you to be unable to move.

Haha he's so Fred Flintstone'd!

by Mayoriguana July 19, 2011