Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan

People that admit to being it.

The couple confessed unto being Satan.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 31, 2025

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls

"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi

by DJames007 August 1, 2025

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.

"We smoking that Satan pack!"

by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022

Satan

Most Depressed Guy Whole World

Satan Ugliest Person

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019