Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023

Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.

That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!

by Mnsrd September 10, 2023

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Satan

The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.

Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.

Satan deserves nothing.

by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024