Satan's Jaw

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 06, 2011

Die Eire von Satan

A German industrial metal song by Tool that if translated to English is just a recipe for cookies.

Did you know the Die Eire von Satan is just a German recipe for cookies.

by Blitz(0) June 04, 2023

satanizer

A person who idolizes Satan.

"Hey, wanna come and do satanic rituals with us?"
"Hell no, I'm no satanizer."
"Well, you'll be missing out when we all get butt fucked by Satan in Hell!"

by Kimchisse March 20, 2014

satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.

I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

by Satans Daffodil June 14, 2015

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021