Satan

The man who created i ready and its awful balloon breaks.

satan made i ready when i was still 3 years old

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan

People that admit to being it.

The couple confessed unto being Satan.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 31, 2025

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024