flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

flat CD PLAYER

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.

ben:dude
tom:what
ben:my dick's acking :(
tom:why
ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too

by king of sickness :P December 19, 2008

Flat Tire

The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.

Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

flat jaloop

An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"

What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?

by jaloop_master April 18, 2017

Flat Foot

Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.

2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.

So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.

1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.

2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.

by twostepbobby June 17, 2020

Miss Flatio

The title of the winner of a contest for giving the best blowjobs.

She won the Miss Flatio contest.

by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011

Flat Tire

1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire

2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires

1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan

2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!

by ScampyJoe May 3, 2006