Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

penis fight

When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.

Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!

by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010

Fight club

FIGHT CLUB! thats all I have to say. Your not suppouse to talk about it but still. HEre we go. THIS MOVIE was created by a genius. The cinematic feature is none other but art. The way the screen play comes into action, the fight scenes are a work of GOD and the Story plot is something from heaven. This movie is worth
seeing over a hundred times until your sick from watching it.....AND THEN REWINDE IT and watch it a hundred times more. I am Jacks colon. FIGHT CLUB a work of God.

"We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives."-Tyler Durden

"I felt like destroying something beautiful." -Jack

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durden

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass September 10, 2004

Virtua Fighter

VF = Better graphics, physics, GAMEPLAY, REPLAYABILITY, LASTABILITY!!!
Teken = Better ways to mash buttons, better flashes, better CHEAP factor.

Ron Obvious is a dumbass to say that Tekken has better gameplay than Virtua Fighter.

by Terry Bogart May 10, 2003

Vagina Fight

A fight between 2 guys, but theres too much touching and grabbing and clothes shedding goin on.

Look at those crakaz fight, i'd rather step in shit than watch this crap.

by ---SeX--- April 22, 2004

gat fight

to fight with gats
most times involves snapping of the fingers
and a line up of your best men.

Jd:your crew v.s. me and the revolution in a gat fight 2:30 middle hall

2:30
Chads crew: (snaping)
Jd + the revolution: (snaping)
Chad and Jd together: switch it up!
Everyone: Gat Gat Gat Gat Gat Gat!

by unknown_hero March 29, 2007

Fight the clown

Another word for jerking off

I don't want to go out tonight. I'd rather stay home and "fight the clown"

by Brundlefly May 24, 2006