Flag Football

A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.
“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
by dah pay October 21, 2021
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Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
did you hear about varsity football?
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 22, 2021
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek
by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023
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[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad August 25, 2008
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football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete
Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .
by December 19, 2022
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