jap flat

The term used when the straps on the flip flops would pop out of the sole or break in half...thus, leaving you stranded with only one good "Jap Flap " and one bare foot.

" Hey, wait up you guys, I just had a Jap flat and the sand is too hot ! "

by steve overton November 24, 2007

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stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

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Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)

You granny flat! Why would you do that!

by #SpeedyGonzales June 17, 2017

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Montreal Flat

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.

Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.

by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009

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get to your flat in turkey

something said in annoyance or shock, meaning "get hame" or "get to fuck", only politer. Usually said as response to a random or stupid comment by some timmeh.

Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: What?
Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: WHAT?!?
Timmeh: Guess what? Hi.
Me: Oh, get to your flat in turkey!!

by Hmdle October 18, 2008

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