by dodgemaster101 September 17, 2019
Get the Ethan Chanmug. The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.
by Screwviedy May 2, 2022
Get the Ethan Staimug. Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
Get the ethan mortonmug. 
A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.
by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022
Get the Ethan smallwoodmug. That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!
Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”
by Unknownheheboomboom October 16, 2019
Get the Ethan / Peethanmug. by Expand Man May 12, 2021
Get the Wide Ethanmug.