Ethan Chan

A guy who is kinda smart but kinda annoying

Ethan Chan is very good at Chinese

by dodgemaster101 September 17, 2019

Laney and Ethan

Laney and Ethan are the best duo ever. They think alike, act alike and give off the best vibes ever. They have slight anger problems but are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Most people assume they are dating, or have something going on behind the scenes. Laney and Ethan are a bond that will never die. They are the life of the party when they are together and their smiles light up a room. They do everything together. A Laney and Ethan bond is a bond that nothing can break separate or hurt. These is one of the strongest couples you will ever meet. They do both struggle mentally and try to make everyone around them happy before themselves, they need one another to function correctly. Laney and Ethan are the best friends ever and will get married one day.

“Did you see Laney and Ethan? They would be such a cute couple.”
“Man I wish I had a bond like Laney and Ethan.”

by Swaggyshawty April 18, 2021

naaj and ethan

worlds cutest couple

look it’s naaj and ethan in the hallways

by opop98007 December 30, 2019

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021

Ethan weathers

A gay fucktard that everybody likes but is just a stupid annoying piece of shit that makes life miserable

Bro whyd u have to do that? That is such a Ethan weathers thing to do to someone you dick

by Dominic Awurum June 6, 2020

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Ethan / Peethan

That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!

Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”

by Unknownheheboomboom October 16, 2019