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Stupid fuckers that cut themselves and listen to shit music. Usually they cut themselves because they have "problems", like "my boy/girlfriend broke up with me", or "i cant go to the *generic emo-band* concert because i need to go to my grandmothers funeral!" and shit like that. EMO CUTTERS DONT HAVE ANY REAL PROBLEMS!! People with real problems dont resort to cutting, they know how do deal with it, or at least know to get help. Emo kids just mope and whine all day and have to be bisexual and wear girl pants because i guess having balls is too much extra weight for them to carry along with the rest of their crappy lives.
emo kid: "Hey i have an idea, how about since i cant express my "pain" by going to a therapist, ill just take this rusty knife and cut myself to help me forget about my fake sadness. Im sure that id rather die of blood loss than face my "problems" and end up living a happy life."
emo by Odd1 July 20, 2008
Emo. A sub culture of well off, white, middle class, suburbanite, teenage/twentysomethings, that don't have any real cause for stress in their lives. As this is seen as unacceptable in societies where self proclaimed victimization is seen as a cause and excuse for any possible act. Emo's hence resort to bemoaning their predicment (Otherwise known as emotional masterbation), when 95% of the worlds poulation would quite gladly kill them for what these little twats have handed to them. They also find/express their individuality by dressing and acting like all the other twats which call themselves emo.
Emo people who cut their wrist sideways when everybody knows you do it with the vain if you mean business.
emo by Working class good 4 nothing December 9, 2008
http://www.myspace.com/live_love_die__
My example of Emo doubles as the definition.
Emo by Cunlin October 16, 2008
1.Short for emotional
2. A very secretive and odd group of children/teens/young adults who wish all the fake emo kids would grow up and/or jump off a cliff.
"Dude I'm sooo emo!"

"Oh really...what problems do you have?"

"My life sucks..."

"Thats not a problem...thats just you not appreciating what you have!"

"Why whats your problem"

"Just screw off..."
Emo by Black Moon August 23, 2009
Emo, (AKA Emocutwristalotitis) People who have a physical disorder that makes them unable to smile, causes their tear ducts to uncontrollably water, tune their ears into a minor key and causes 45 degree angled black hair to sprout!
Emo: Doctor, doctor what's wrong with me
Doctor: Seems you have Emocutwristalotitis, you should stay away from MCR, razor blades and hair straighteners if you wish to be cured!
emo by matthewthemad December 9, 2008
Emo Is A Person Who Like's To Be Emotional & Sometimes Cuts There Wrists. (Note: Not All Emo's Cut)
You May See Emo's With Black Hair & My Chemical Romance Music.
Emo by Izzy aka billy December 16, 2008
Something that the people in the images aren't
I like how they all TRY to look Emo
Emo by I hate posuers July 11, 2009
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