Electric Brick

A computer from 2001 or older

Dude that computer looks like an electric brick!

by Cheezbuguh May 11, 2016

Electric bum

To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders

"Im going to electric bum you!" *proceeds to do so* "ahhhh nooo, not the electric bum!"

by Phin30 July 14, 2016

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

electi

the chosen one. the chosen.

He's the mighty and only Electi

by Raxino November 22, 2016

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Electoraphobia

The fear of an election.
The fear will be amplified if the candidates are equally as shitty as the 2016 elections, with a result of Trump being the president-elect, and may cause severe side effects

I have Electoraphobia for the 2020 elections. Vote Kanye?

by RiYTKE December 2, 2016

Electivire

Also known as... Sparky Kong

Introducing my Donkey Kong OC... Sparky Kong ! Totally not a ripoff of that Electivire thing, no sir !

by The_Danburite December 21, 2016