Eagle

(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.

Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror

Antonym: Loser, Pigeon

"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"

by andyt09 December 6, 2022

Eagle Brand

found in a can and a resealable pouch for different needs and occasions

t’s been called “Magic”, a can of Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk plus a few select ingredients and the results are, well like magic! Rich chocolate candies, moist cookies bars, light and luscious cheesecakes, fudgy frostings, caramel flans and creamy smooth ice cream…just a few of the classic desserts you can make with Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

eagle has shit

DID YOU GET PAY?

Eagle has shit!!.......

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Dump Eagle

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.

I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.

by anonymous April 21, 2023

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.

Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers

by 11copniggas July 8, 2024