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douchbagadassholeosis

It is the illness that most husbands succumb to after being married for quite some time. It is common to find in older balding men who don't get enough sex!
My husband is suffering from douchbagadassholeosis and needs medication.
by Sothrnbel3 August 18, 2009
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Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.
Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.
by saintcomedy February 28, 2010
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Dip Douche

The term used to describe a person who claims to have chewed tobacco many times before, yet vomits after the act of a dip.
"Dude Matt just puked! He's such a dip douche"
by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009
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Pepe Le Douche

Another version of douchebag. you can also shorten it to PLD. but why make it shorter when you could make it longer and really give it to 'em with Pepe Le Douchebag.
That Jeff is such a PLD.

Don't even get me started on that Pepe Le Douche!

Kevin, you're what the french like to call, A Pepe Le Douchebag.
by abbycdiddy June 3, 2009
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Grade A Douche

Someone who is acting like an extreme douche.
Robert: Hey, do you know that guy in our class who wont shut up?
David: Yea, he's a real Grade A Douche
by ParksfromNafo September 15, 2011
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guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.
Are you listening to me? Hey, Guy le Douche!
by Nicolai July 2, 2004
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Douche Bannigans

An expert douche bag and career loser that brings a certain professionalism that lacks in douche bags of an lower order.
Look at Douche Bannigans stinkass lying on que about places he's never been, bitches he's hasnt fuck and people he dont know...
by Modenasolone June 6, 2008
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