reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Gregg has a serious case of Dick Ice. He's got it in his fooking veins

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.

Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.

by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017

Wesco Dick

absurdly gimongous peniscular device

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".

by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019

Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.

Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.

by Vanita January 17, 2018

LAVA DICK

A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.

Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!

by Desecrator6 February 10, 2020