Spewey Decimal System

Based on the Dewey Decimal System, a method of organizing and cataloging pornography created by Chris Griffin

Stewie: These are impressively organized and cataloged.
Chris: People in the community like things well-labeled, so I developed the Spewey Decimal System.

by Large Magellanic Cloud December 12, 2022

Black Deck

A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.

He has a big Black Deck, but they're a very stupid person.

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

You've been Decopatched!

The art of spunking on someone and using said spunk as glossy glue for Decopatching.

'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!

by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

3rd of December

The day u give someone u like a sweater :)

You: Hey, take this sweater !
Someone: Why ?
You: Because it’s 3rd of December, the day u give someone u like a sweater !
Someone: Oh ok, tyy <3

by BilliePoi November 30, 2021

The Purge Of December 17th

During jschlatts first stream coming back to twitch, he did something that any normal human being could be thankful for. He had a nasa scientist build a bot that would ban everyone in his chat that had anything related to the Dream Smp in their username. Tens of thousands of dsmp fans were banned from his chat,, cleansing it and making it pure.Before the command was executed, jschlatt had one last thing to say. "This is what it's all about"

Schlatts chat has been so much better since the purge of December 17th

by A messenger December 17, 2021

dirty decade

When nine people have sex with on woman. Three of them have they're dicks in her vag, three in the asshole and three dicks in her mouth at the same time. Mostly performed by the french, germans, and brazilians.

Ben: Holy shit dude, did you see that dirty decade on the live stream last night?

Jerry: No I had work you lucky bastard

Ben: I thought it was nasty as fuck bro

Jerry: I would totally join in on that dude. that shit is hot

Ben: Different strokes for different folks I guess

Jerry: Strokes. Lol

by xaneks September 24, 2014

detty December

A time in December especially in Lagos, Nigeria when you lose your home training and party with all your might to make up for the hard work you've put in from January till November. Themes involve concerts, vacations, party and bullshit.

Omo this detty December is going to be wild bro!
I've had a clean year so far, it is time to have a detty December.

by 1000wordsng December 2, 2021