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Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
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Danny

FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. He’s a player and HE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN HEART AND BREAK IT PLAYING BASKETBALL. SHORT ASS FUCKING SHRIMP BOY.!!!!!!!!!
kaylee: oh look at that cute boy on tik tok his name is Danny

Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
by 1-800 suck a bitches tit . Com November 28, 2019
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Danny Phantom Impression

When you're on talking terms with someone and they randomly ghost you.
Guy 1: Hey, you still talking to Chelsea?
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.
by iamsuperrandom April 19, 2022
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Danny

Danny, usually short for Daniela always likes hanging out with the older kids. She always calls people Emo, "Just because" But she is really funny, sometimes her jokes are mean. But only if she knows you'll come up with a good comeback. If you ever meet a Danny, make sure you become besties with her, unless your her age or younger then you mean nothing to her.
Girl 1 - Why's that little girl hanging out with your friends.
Girl 2 - Cause she's cool, even tho she's younger.
Girl 1 - Yeah but who is that even?
Girl 2 - Bro that's Danny, she's awesome, and savage
Danny - Bruh ur emo
by Sup dudesss January 27, 2022
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Danny

A jacked man that goes to the gym a lot. He tends to be hunky and thinks he is better than everyone even tho he has a perm. He also has a beautiful jaw line and a hot sis
Danny is jacked omg
by DaOne69 February 3, 2022
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danny

Your pet dog who is most likely to be kicked by your adoptive brother...
Jonathan Joestar : What was that for?!
You'll pay for that! (bc danny got kicked out of ZA ARSE by dio)
by skepdioz the jojo fan November 5, 2023
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Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.
That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.
by OTH21 May 17, 2018
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