Abo Drunk

This is the activity where you get completely and utterly wasted and piss all over your self.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.

"Hey Steve, what are you doing this weekend?"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"

by B.Colombet April 22, 2022

drunk on love

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk

Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother

by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017

Ashley drunk

Aka , white girl drunk . Word play on white girls that absolutely can NOT control their drinking and end up being a burden on everyone around them.

I broke up with her because she was always getting Ashley drunk

by Dansthefreakinman May 21, 2018

Plantpot Drunk

Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.

Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"

Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"

Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"

Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"

by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.

My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...

by Drifter766 April 19, 2015

drunk rush

The swell in the occupancy of a restaurant during the late night/early morning when business should typically be slow.

Why is there so many cars in Whataburger's parking lot this late? Oh yea, the drunk rush.

by Ohgir August 20, 2008