Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"

Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher

by Rim jobs February 15, 2015

Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi

1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.

by Cg2345 July 26, 2018

Crunchy

lightheaded,feeling the aftermath of
Exstacy.

I am feeling crunchy today after dropping
E last night.

by Maston October 7, 2004

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007

crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!

Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

by Stevelicis August 17, 2010

Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009