Tit Crazy

A guy who just go bonkers for chicks with big tits. He can't keep his eyes...or hands....off them.

Check out Pammy Tits over there. Look at her stick her big tits out for Cole. She knows he's Tit Crazy.

by Tommy Gun May 22, 2006

Cozy

A girl from California who prefers to go by a nickname supposedly given to her at a young age. Generally wears little to no clothes.

Boy- "Who's that chick?"
Girl- "Oh thats just cozy"
Boy- "I do want to get cozy with her..."

by ohgurlyouknow March 4, 2011

Crazy European Sex

The phrase comes from americans who went to Europe and got laid. It means to: Have amazing sex with one or more European women (who are always willing to have sex).

I had crazy european sex when I went to england last week.

by Craig C February 28, 2005

crazy check

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.

Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.

by xzybit April 22, 2005

crazy white children

Almost all of the posters on urban dictionary. Most are suburbanites that think they are African-American. See wigger.

You all are a bunch of crazy white children.

by Tankers April 30, 2006

crazy fresh

This word is used when describing something awesome! It's another way of saying "Awesome!", "that's great", or "yummy!" This phrase may be used when speaking in reference of a person, a persons actions, or a garden salad at Olive Garden.

Bongo - Hey yo! I just got my eye peirced
Hippers - Let me see. Wow! That is crazy fresh

by Dan T...AKA..Crazy Fresh August 21, 2006

Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014