Crunchy

Crack mixed with tobacco either in a blunt or spliff form. An evolution of the term chewy blunt, minus the marijuana.

Ay man you got some crack?

Word

Tryin' to roll up a crunchy?

Word

by Crunch head August 30, 2010

Cruncher

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

by Poppin' FRESH yo December 15, 2004

Crunchy

Crunchy is a word that my group of friends and I use as an all pourpose word. We use it as cool, saucy, angry, and other things like that. We use it like the way that some people would use "Sick", "Wicked", or "Bad".

"59 friends??? Dang, you are Crunchy!!!"
"Calm down and don't be so Cruchy"
"Wow. That dude is so sweet and Crunchy"

by SupaDupa August 18, 2006

crunchy water

Soda

Person 1: you want some crunchy water?

Person 2: lemme get some cough syrup water (dr. Pepper)

by Spreader it truth September 13, 2018

Crunchy

Beyond crusty. Like a piece of cheese, when it gets beyond the point of being crusty, it turns crunchy. When a person is so crusty that crusty is a weak insult, crunchy is the proper word.

Ew that gross bitch over there is crunchy!

by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017

cranch

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

Crunchy

A boner.

Bro, no homo, but you givin’ me a crunchy.

by crunchy gurl May 8, 2018