Closet Cheater

People that want to be good at a game so they have to cheat in order to get somewhere cause they suck ass without cheating.

"Zuiy you are such a closet cheater bro" "I have not cheated ever since ive been in the game"

by OppZone August 30, 2017

closet

Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.

One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"

by soisoi April 26, 2006

corset

womens clothing in the victorian ages. made them skinner and made ther boobs look bigger also.

man: are your boobies bigger?
woman: no it is my corset

by gothic pagan November 18, 2003

closet ghetto

a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

by McLovin June 27, 2007

Closet Hoe

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used

She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!

by Red Wine February 19, 2019

Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.

I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.

by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

carnival in the closet

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.

( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)

by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008