Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.

After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"

by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025

coochie queen

fudd; has the biggest coochie as them all.

you're such a coochie queen fudd

by highiesh420 February 13, 2025

Cootchie

A term used to in place of “vagina.” Also a name you would call a woman who tends to get around with many different sexual partners.

Example #1 - Hey girl your cootchie is smelling like fish. You may want to go wash it.

Example #2 - Make sure you wipe your cootchie from front to back after you pee.

Example #3 - Tell that lil coochie to stay away from my man or we gonna have problems.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

conchientious

Always aware of da right and wrong regarding lovely spiral seashells.

I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.

by QuacksO March 12, 2025

Coochie Yapper

As a male is sometimes called a dick a women can be called a Coochie Yapper. Meaning talking out of the coochie.

Why are you such a choochie yapper?
If you call me a dick I’m going to call you a coochie yapper.

by TByapper March 14, 2025