Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Mouth cooking

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food

A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour

by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.

Cane Cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cooked

John Woiwode (a brave little boy and a mountaineer)

Holly shit man I’m cooked

by Woah ninnick May 4, 2024

National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.

“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.

by SoFlorida June 4, 2021