Cookie Trap

An enticing female perceived by older men to appear to be of age. However, she is merely a pre-adolescent who is essentially luring in pedophiles. The origin of this definition arises from the NBC show "To Catch a Predator" where Chris Hansen and his team identify potential predators and distract them with a last false sense of sweetness using freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Jandro: Hey Saggy, how's tutoring going?
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...

Cookie Trap by Keswick Institute May 21, 2011

lung cookie 

A semi hard saucer shaped gob of phlegm that one can project due to its mass.

I coughed up a lung cookie and shot it across the room.

lung cookie by michoo and schmoo March 12, 2005

ookie cookie 

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk

Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!

ookie cookie by Getz December 23, 2003

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

Cookie Monster Texter by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

cookhead 

a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.

Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!

Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES

cookhead by zf304 December 20, 2010

Cooked it 

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

Cooked it by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

water-cookie 

An ice cube, usually just to snack on or used to chew after the beverage is gone.

Ice chips

It was a hot day outside, so after I fished my coke I just ate the rest of my water-cookies.

water-cookie by such a bro October 29, 2012