complex one armpushup

Different to a normal one armed pushup, a complex one armed pushup is done like a pushup when you straighten out your legs but with one hand, a normal one armed pushup is done on your knees which makes a difference between these 2 exercises.

complex one armpushup is done on your knees

by Anrickdagoat March 20, 2023

Tjay complex

Exclusively applies to trading card game (TCG) players. The act of reading card text up to the point where it is beneficial to the player and stopping before restrictions or negative part of the effect. This also applies if the player starts reading half way through to the point they want

Card text: if you control no monsters, draw two card
Player 1: this card allows me to draw 2 cards
Player 2: but you have a monster
Player 1: so
Player 2: read the card
Player 1: it says "draw 2 cards"
Player 2 *facepalms*: read immediately before it
Player 1: if you control no monsters....ohhhhhh
Player 2: you have such a tjay complex...

This class of players and name is coined after its most profilic progenitor tjay.

by darkestshadow September 4, 2019

Gif Complex

Someone who keeps repeating themselves by using a common word or sentence

"bro your such a dickhead, how could you be such a dickhead you dickhead"
"learn another word dude do you have gif complex or something

by Gamr445 June 5, 2022

Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril

Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex

by faking work July 27, 2020

Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.

The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.

by megaelk December 11, 2023

Kirby Complex

Having the appearance of something weak and small, but, in fact, holds incredible god-like powers.

Sonic has a major Kirby Complex.

by Spook Lass January 26, 2023