Union Colony Preparatory School

Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.

"You know that smart school in Greeley?"

"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"

"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"

"No, I didn't."

by mellamoelena May 9, 2009

Semi-Colon

The area between the scrotal sack and the anus.

That girl was tossing my salad, with syrup, and licked my semi-colon.

by Seth and Vic December 9, 2008

Colonizer

Any caucasian/white male or female within an interracial relationship. Colonizers typically date/marry younger partners that come from poverty or poorer parts of the world for the sole purpose of pleasure and/or satisfaction. Colonizers are typically older than their partners.

Big ED from TLC's '90 Day Fiance' is a colonizer.

by unrequitedman March 24, 2021

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Colton R.

The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.

My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?

Dude, that faggot Colton was eating out of the garbage!

by I.K. April 12, 2005

colonbom

George W. Bush

That frigging colonbom has disgraced us all!

by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005