by throwy February 12, 2023
Get the Clock mug.A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Get the Clocking Out mug.Creep o' clock means that its that time of the day, could be any time, that single men on any beach, nude or dressed, are out on a stroll looking or staring at girls or couples. This definition comes from the beach context but could probably be applied on any situation any where.
by Wanna be dolphin man November 12, 2023
Get the creep o' clock mug.When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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