cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018

cum wagon

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something

“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”

by TRd Babba March 16, 2019

The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)

"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."

by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017