Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

Cum hum

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.

"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

CUM mobile

Having sex while driving

Let's try something new...... Cum mobile

by lil willy on the track April 1, 2020

Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want

“Mochi you cum wubbly”

by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018