tub of crap 

A worthless person.
see also botoc

You tub of crap!

tub of crap by mesoglea November 24, 2002

Get this crap out the way 

Immediately remove something unwanted

Remove with urgency anything undesirable

If a tree falls in the middle of the road ...
"Get this crap out the way!"

Get this crap out the way by FromLA-LowerAkron October 20, 2016

mexi crap 

when you eat soooo many tacos that your shit smells like refried beans, giving the illusion of tacos.

Those tacos gave me the mexi craps dude.

mexi crap by feasle October 5, 2006

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004

Mongolian Yak Crap 

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

Mongolian Yak Crap by K. Khan January 30, 2009

kiddie crap 

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

kiddie crap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

fat crap 

Somebody who is annoying or has done something wrong

You are a fat crap!!

fat crap by Craig___2006 June 29, 2006