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Cock-Carding 

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding by bicks September 6, 2013
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cock block o'clock 

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

Cock Beam 

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.

cock sisters 

two girls who have slept with the same guy
"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."
cock sisters by Spellbound July 3, 2014

cock magock 

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

Cock Inspector 

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
Cock Inspector by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

Cock throat 

When giving head, the throat becomes irritated, and chaffed.
Can you hand me that coke, I've got cock throat.
Cock throat by Latinlover01 December 30, 2016