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Ouija and coyotes 

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.
My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.
Ouija and coyotes by Sidney-day September 25, 2022

cooter roundhouse 

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick
Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!
cooter roundhouse by Emily843 September 12, 2008

cooterbacon 

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.
Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.
cooterbacon by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008
Means to be perfect in every way and to induce sex in every female he encounters
omg your so much like cooteh in that outfit
cooteh by tehjames January 6, 2008

cooter-press 

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
cooter-press by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009
That spic's cootero smelled like rice and beans.
cootero by skydizzle December 18, 2008