Rim Clown

Ass Clown + Rim Job = Rim Clown!

My neighbor Darryl is such a fucking Rim Clown!

by moosethegoose June 9, 2006

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

by SDkid May 15, 2008

Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED March 19, 2012

Clown Funeral

Its tragically hilarious.

clown funeral

by beatles234 March 8, 2010

The Dirty Clown

a synonym for McDonald's Restaurants.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.

We all wanted to go to KOD for the 2 fer 1 but Mental insisted that we hit up The Dirty Clown for the Filet O Fish deal, so we went there instead and drove some food into us.

by John H. Ringo January 2, 2009

Afraid of clowns

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.

Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.

by Cerlz January 28, 2013

clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008