by The Boss 13579 February 12, 2018
Get the Burrito wrapper mug.When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
Get the Pizza Burrito mug.The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
Get the Burrito mug.by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017
Get the burrito sleve mug.The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.
Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016
Get the Beef Burrito mug.Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
by Hectic_god April 16, 2016
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