Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

razor bumps

shaved testicles

Kathy pulled down Matt's shorts to discover two low-hanging razor bumps.

by Dash Panache December 9, 2008

speed bump

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Ukraine fist bump

A shot of vodka and a bump of cocaine

Let's have a Ukraine fist bump boys

by Shamelesst December 9, 2017

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

bump 'n' dump

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.

Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.

by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018

bump nasty

(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.

I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010