An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
by rivertwigs April 21, 2010
Get the Texas Speed Bumpmug. by Dash Panache December 9, 2008
Get the razor bumpsmug. by urexcellency May 16, 2003
Get the speed bumpmug. (n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.
I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
Get the bump nastymug. by Shamelesst December 9, 2017
Get the Ukraine fist bumpmug. The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
Get the Bump n' Scrollmug. by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018
Get the bump 'n' dumpmug.