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Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
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Romantic Bro

someone who you kinda have feelings for (and they have feelings for you), but one party doesn't want to commit to a relationship. alas, you remain romantic bros -- basically the name for that weird stage in between friends and dating.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!
by swaggy bagel December 10, 2019
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Bro, that's gay!

When you have a friend that sees you doing something gay, so he yells out "Bro, that's gay!".
Bryan: Kisses Mitch
Ryan: Bro, that's gay!
by notdummdude March 21, 2020
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Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
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Daddy-Bro

the opposite of sisom

A childs parent is both their brother and their father.

This word derives from the combination of two words brother and father. The second meaning of brother which is a male offspring having only one parent in common with another offspring. Dad which means 1. A male parent.

The mother of the offspring is also the mother of the son which makes the male parent both the brother and the father to the offspring. The brother and father (daddy-bro) is the offspring’s half-brother and father.
"In Incest families commonly found in the southern states of North America brothers of sisters are also found to be their fathers.

"My brodad thinks he is so cool that he likes to call himself Daddy-Bro!"
by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012
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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
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