Brian Varghese

Keralite/ Malayali with a massive cock

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese

by Vlerd January 20, 2022

Brian

Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.

Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”

by Wha zuuuuppp January 15, 2022

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

Brian

That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being

“Wow Brian is a fucking dinosaur he so talll”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Brian Geers

A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.

Person1: I wished the perfect man existed

Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers

by Shakeandbake347 May 4, 2020