Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

Breadsticking

Inserting a lubricated bread stick into ones anus as a party trick. (Friend pushing it in so far that it breaks off optional).

"My arse hurts so much! I was breadsticking on the dancefloor and some dude snapped my breadstick off!"

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

peruvian breakfast

the act of scrambling eggs into a bowl and then pouring it into a womans pussy

peruvian breakfast pussy eggs

by linkcreater December 29, 2007

broadcast yourself

A derogatory term used to tell someone who is attempting to impress you and/or others to tape their antics and upload them onto YouTube, with the intention that people who are intersted will watch. The concept that you do not care what they do as long as they stop is implied.

"I tell you what get that on tape and broadcast yourself, cause no one 'round here gives a fuck, douchebag" "take that shit to YouTube where maybe someone will care.....hahahaha"

by Guerranongrata October 10, 2007

Breakfast Num Nums

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.

"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"

by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008

breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007

Vampire's Breakfast

To go down on a girl who is on her period. Named so because of the combination of both egg and blood.

Hey honey, I know you're on the rag, but I'm in the mood for a vampire's breakfast.

by stopmakingmecreatenewpseudonym July 25, 2010