Braden

A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.

Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.

by Black Asshole January 7, 2012

Braedon

Literally everyone who is called this has bullied me in school and is also fat

Your such a braedon

by Jovi leavitt December 21, 2018

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

jelly bracelets

Blue= oral/ blowjob/ head
red = lapdance
yellow= hug/ or kiss mostly hug
black= sex(THIS IS THE 1 THAT EVERY1 AGREES UPON.)
white =flash boobies (sometimes = gay kiss, or french kiss)
pink = flashin
hot pink= makeout
clear pink = grl's choice
clear= the breaker's/ snapper's choice
purple= anal(doggy style, or holdin hands)
silver/gray= fistin
green= eat out
orange = kiss
glow in da dark= sex t.

black& red= 69
brown= toss my SALAD
glittery gold= make out
Clear 1s(any color other tahn clear pink)= watever the breaker wants


there are more than that way way way way way way way way way way way way way more than that

those r the meanings DEAL W/ IT....
these r juss a freakin escuse 2 do it and 4 parents 2 blame on doin it... if they pop 1 it juss means they like u or sumthin like that... parents think they know it all..... JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.... it's the kid's choice they can do it if they please.... ok????


This dude likes me & wants me 2 give him head... so he wants 2 pop ma blue 1.... it'll b so funny when i tell him that it duzn't nessecarily mean i gotta do it :)

by MOItttcrulesMOI July 17, 2004

brace boy

a boy with braces.

by nobrash April 11, 2003

Bræ

A bro and bae at the same time. Usually used to indicate a liking towards your best friends sister that you think is hot but you don't want to offend or ruin y'all's friendship.

"Hey Joey! Why is Elizabeth saved as 'bræ' in your contacts?"
"Cuz her brother Matty won't let me date her. So she's my bro and bae!"

by Room212 August 28, 2014

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021