Xbox Boner

When a gamer hears that his parents are not going to be home, and he gets excited because he can play video games all day.

Matt got an xbox boner when he heard his parents were going out of town for the day.

by RK262 January 31, 2010

boner biter

a woman (or homosexual male) who decides to close their teeth on a dudes penis while giving head to him.

Mary is sutch a boner biter, she gave Johnny scars all over his dick!

by Big Frech!!!!! November 15, 2003

Boner Magic

n. To take one's penis and bend it backwards (fruitbasket) while erect and receive felatio from behind.

Dood, she wouldn't give me any boner magic, so I took her by the hand and gave her a grand. She totally had her nose in my backpussy.

by bmoor17 February 18, 2009

boner holocaust

When a woman is so unattractive, it can cause six million penises to become flaccid.

"That woman isn't just ugly. She causes a boner holocaust."

by Lord Bling April 20, 2010

Boner Runoff

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.

I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.

by xxJack May 16, 2008

sonic boner

when you are really craving SONIC that you get a boner,and have to rush to sonic.and when you get there you fulfill your erection by stuffing tots,fries and or a footlong hot dog+popcorn chicken or any other favorite item on the menu in your mouth.ALONG WITH DIPPING IN THE DELECTABLE SAUCES!

Alyssa,wana go to sonic?me and rachel are having a sonic boner!

by samanfahewen July 9, 2010

Boerne, TX

Boerne Tx is a town about 20 minutes outside of the predominately hispanic city of San Antionio. Everyone in Boerne is either under the age of 18 or over the age of 50. The youth population normally falls into one of three "classes". The "leftover" hispanic gangsters from San Antonio. The second class is at of the "Hicks" or some call themselves "Skaters"...but they are really hicks at heart. Now most of these are male, and chew dip, smoke weed, drink keystone, and sometimes pull out a skateboard every once in a while to "be cool". And everyone, I mean EVERYONE drives pickup trucks, whether they live on a farm, an apartment, or a 3 million dollar mansion, everyone has a truck. "Bullriding" is also considered acceptable among the hick class, but no one knows why. The final class is that of the "Preps". Now these "Preps" attend Champoin Highschool or The small quaint Geneva school. Most of these peoples parents drive at least 2 cars and live in million dollar homes, yes this is an exaggeration but they sure act like it.

so welcome to boerne, enjoy old things and stuck up kids.

"Hey that kid is driving a truck, wearing a polo, and wearing a gangster chain...he is the epidomy of a Boerne, Tx kid.

by notimportant8888 December 4, 2009