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Boomer

Someone born during the "baby boom" following WWII. Boomers were coddled by their parents and led to believe that they could achieve anything they dreamed of and that they were perfect just as they are. They deeply resent the society they created based on this terrible advice, and the progeny they misguidedly trained to perpetuate it. As a result, reality bites boomers in ways more acutely painful than subsequent generations can possibly understand.
Boomer (60-75-year-old): You're chasing your dreams instead of mine. This can't be right.

Millennial/zoomer: ok boomer.

Boomer: My parents acted as though I were the center of the universe and I insist that you do the same.

Millennial/zoomer: I have spoken.
by ArguingKitten December 14, 2019
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Boomer

Technically it’s an elderly woman/men but here in the modern days if you do stuff that an elder would do like not close the door completely, saying “back in my day” ect
Girl 1: bye

Girl 2: *doesn’t close the door completely*
Girl 1: ok boomer
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Grandchild 1: hi grandma!
Grandma: hey

Grandchild 2: hi boomer!
by Hugmeimlauren December 4, 2019
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Ok boomer

often used to insult. You can also say kpop
k=ok
pop=grandpa=boomer
kpop=okay boomer
friend: remeber this old meme
You: ok boomer
by memelord_69,420 March 5, 2020
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the boomer consumer

a way of saying the covid-19 virus but so you won't be demonetization on YouTube
okay guys today we are talking about the boomer consumer
by Ash masters April 22, 2020
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Boomer-baby

The second most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of Generation X, who grew up with the hardship of the tolerating baby boomers, didn’t have iPhones and spoiled their Boomer-baby children with phones, computers and consumer trash society told them they needed. A generation characterised by crushing anxiety and new mental illnesses, invented as they never had any realistic fear so they fabricated them. Boomer-babies had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR parents and older cousins) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for being born and how they perceive they have changed society with their work in civil, religious, gender and animal rights. An achievement that was really built on the shoulders of all the generations before them. They inherited a liberal, socially free and peaceful world, which they destroyed with their triggered outrage and safe spaces.

They can be characterised by an expectation of being given everything without any work and demanding immediate gratification in all aspects of their socially anxious lives.
Erin: “Did you see Steve got that promotion at work? Fuckin old boys club eh?!”

Don: “Hasn’t Steve been working 100 hour weeks and just completed his PhD in that?”

Erin: “Yeah but Fuck Steve. I want a promotion!!”

Don: “Also shouldn’t you be at work?”

Erin: “Stop attacking me! My Chakra isn’t aligned this week. It’s a condition!!”

Don: “You’re such a Boomer-baby!!”
by Jonathan Roundtree February 17, 2020
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boomer

If you searched the definition of this, you are a boomer
boomer: hi
some 11 yr old trying to be funny: ok boomer
by I am a mop August 22, 2020
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Boomer

A fuckass nigga that wears underwear wherever he/she goes. And also a mother fucker that needs to shut the fuck up
*A non boomer to a boomer*: shut the fuck up boomer
by Retrovañe Berkavitz October 11, 2019
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