Blowjob day

The day you blow your man or any random dude

I’m looking forward to blowjob day!

by babetilm September 30, 2019

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

national blowjob day

on october 31 everyone can get a blowjob

“hey did you remind allie that it’s national blowjob day?”

by tablechair123 October 13, 2019

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.

I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!

by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017

Blowjob

Used to be called "belowjob" but miscommunication occured.

"give me a below job.

blowjob underway!"

by evilisme April 5, 2017

demi blowjob

Only taking the head of the penis into the mouth while performing a blowjob.

She bent over and gave me a demi blowjob, wrapping her fingers around my shaft and sucking the head of my penis, never allowing more than an inch penetration.

by ThTT April 19, 2017