by Kamen Cider July 29, 2004
Get the Beach Nigger mug.The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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by Bhadddddgirll August 16, 2019
Get the New Smyrna Beach High School mug.Laguna Beach is my hometown and no one is that perfect. Some of my friends are like that but it make us seen like where these spoiled rich brats.
by Blumberg August 24, 2005
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Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
by kentobean August 13, 2008
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by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Beach Towel mug.One has the intention of going to a party to drink excessively and get wild, but then slowly realizes that he/she is hanging out with a group of couples who are boring, snuggling, and will probably go to bed in 45 minutes.
Hey man, let's go over to my friend Nicole's party?
Fuck no! Those mother fuckers will beachhouse your ass!
Oh really?
Yeah, they'll couple condom you mother fucker.
Let's steal the keg!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck no! Those mother fuckers will beachhouse your ass!
Oh really?
Yeah, they'll couple condom you mother fucker.
Let's steal the keg!
Fuck yeah!
by Keith P June 27, 2006
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