butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje December 02, 2015

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy November 06, 2015

Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

by XerxesManifest June 09, 2025

Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.

I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.

by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 09, 2022

Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"

Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!

by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024

bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by January 30, 2021