BEAN TIME

BEAN TIME=
0:00
0:30
1:00
1:30
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5:30
6:00
6:30
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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

Bean Pouch

The male scrotum.

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.

How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!

by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013