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bapooh

A retards pronunciation of the word baboon. Often said in groups and accompanied by striking motions.
"Bapooh! Bapooh! Bapooh!"
by Megabear9000 December 28, 2009
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Baptiste

Has a 1 incher , he is the kind of guy who will fuck a horse.Also realy fn FAT
My Friend is such a Baptiste no body will ever like him.
by Ashighaskite June 2, 2018
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bapy

It stands for B.ay A.rea P.erson. The word is commonly used to describe flat landers coming up to the winter during ski season and being dumb asses.

For instance the big lifted truck with the sick rims- that is only 2 wheel drive- that is on your ass the whole time driving to the slopes and then passes you laughing holding a middle finger out the window. Then you turn the corner and they're the ones in the snowbank.

For instance the ones that have the newest gear on the mountain and have never been. It's their first time and think they can go down the steepest slope. The ones that make it about half way down and then have to unstrap- they start to walk and then they do their signature move- they start to ride their board like a bobsled, eat shit and watch while their board take out a little kid.

...The ones even ski patrol says its o.k. to throw snowballs at..

I love the bay- but its the mountains.
by Star Gazing in the Summer Time February 5, 2010
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baptism of fire

johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
by t'quan February 12, 2006
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Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010
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baps

by Cilla Psybin August 16, 2012
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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008
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