the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.
by fatcaddy May 07, 2009
After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
by Princess Buzzkill December 02, 2010
When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school
by HJ September 28, 2004
Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?
Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.
Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.
by brass vulture February 09, 2010
When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
by kajoe August 16, 2008
a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad
by CockWild November 26, 2009
when Robert Downey JR needs to bake his baguettes so he uses your pussy as an oven to make it cook quicker
person 1: "oh my god i smell bread!!"
person 2: "that's my Easy Bake Pussy!! RDJ slid that baguette right in and i heated it up real good with a light butter coating gurl!"
person 2: "that's my Easy Bake Pussy!! RDJ slid that baguette right in and i heated it up real good with a light butter coating gurl!"
by azealia wanks May 26, 2018