baja kids

Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.

“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”

“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”

by chenwei_the_right_way June 3, 2024

bajoogle

When you

Aw man, I could really bajoogle right about now.

by thewordsmisth June 13, 2024

bajoogle

When you really want to do something, but you're too goofy to do it.

I know I have to go to work, but I'm feeling bajoogled.

by thewordsmisth June 13, 2024

Bajabortion

When committing the act of an abortion via Mountain Dew overdose. Specifically, with Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

I am about to commit BAJABORTION to deport this fetus out of my uterus.

by Nate Swank June 15, 2024

bajonking

A form of masturbation that involves using one's own likeness to reach sexual gratification. This can involve pictures, videos, thoughts, or any other form of media that contains imagery of yourself.

I had a hardcore bajonking session last night. I think my penis fell off!
I bajonked all over myself earlier today. Clean up on aisle: my pants!
Damn I look sexy in this picture. I kinda want to go home and bajonk it right now.
I really only get turned on to the thought of myself. I guess I'm what you would call a hardcore bajonker.

by SDfkahsdkjlgfhasdlkjfga September 15, 2024

baja bust

When you chug a 2L of Mountain Dew and jack off back into the bottle

John used the mountain dew from the party for a Baja Bust, don't drink it.

by Phoenix7017 November 21, 2024

baja bust

Drinking a 2L of mountain dew and jacking off back into the bottle

John bought a bottle of mountain dew and did a baja bust.

by Phoenix7017 November 21, 2024